In the era of social interaction for all, Post Bar is an antique, but it was once the spiritual home of many post-80s and 90s. Most people break away from the real world for the first time, that is, they are posting it, where they first meet.Feel the virtual order and civilization, and even "the pleasure of conquest."
The relationship between post bars is sometimes as fragile as the international form in the real world. Once a group of people have the same idea in their minds, any system can disappear in an instant, such asPost it to colonize.
When it comes to posting the colonial history, the old bar friends usually take a puff at their cigarettes and then tirelessly repeat the story of Tu Tu Bar with big ears.
Today’s big ears Tu Tu bar, the label is: technology, computer, DIY.
Tu Tu Bar with Big Ears had a short period of prosperity. Many Tu Tu fans, cartoon gods and professionals gathered together, and the atmosphere was once very harmonious. But it is also at this time, thousands of miles away.tualatin barA shocking conspiracy is brewing.
Turadin Bar is a gathering place for installers, and its scale is far above that of Big Ear Tu Tu Bar.
We talked about it once before.
About three years ago, the old bird in Tuba said, "Tuba is Tu Tu with big ears" in order to make fun of the new person, and never thought that "it would be a prophecy in one word" Tu Tu Bar with big ears has really become the second home for the installers subconsciously … That is, since then, the installers have been addicted to the body of Tu Tu Bar.
In mid-2016, a colonial war recorded in the history of Post Bar officially started, and Turadin Bar friends began to flood into Tu Tu Bar with big ears, and frantically brushed all kinds of installation information on the homepage, which led to the poor life of the aborigines in Tu Tu Bar, and many times of communication and consultation were fruitless.
Unable to withstand the onslaught of the saver, Tu Tu asked bar owners to resign.
Finally, with the deepening of the invasion, the Tu Tu Bar Service Group collapsed completely. In 2018, the new bar owners was selected from the installers, and the big-eared Tu Tu bar was completely reduced to hardware discussion.
Although Tu Tu’s image was preserved, it was spoofed into an installed expression pack. It is embarrassing to continue to live in his original home in another form.
When he first appeared on TV in 2004, 3-year-old Hu Tutu probably never imagined that he would one day become the spiritual totem of the installers.
What is even more helpless is that both Hu Tutu, who is now 19 years old, and the children who grew up watching Hu Tutu are now old enough to install computers. It sounds as if this colonization is becoming more and more disobedient …
Up to now, the process of Tu Tu Bar with big ears being colonized has been compiled into a history book by big bosses and circulated in the post bar.
Looking back on the fall of Tu Tu Bar with Big Ears, its precise target, huge scale of invasion and skillful operation are all classics in the colonial history of Post Bar.
There have been countless colonial events in the history of Post Bar, with different reasons and ways. No matter whether it is their own deviation or their occupation, they all ended in an absurd ending. We also try to make a simple summary of the causes of this phenomenon.
1. It’s my fault to have the same name?
In a large number of colonized post bars, the same name can be said to be the original sin. If you just have the same name as a small bar, you can still take a chance. If you have the same name as a big brother, you will basically only be colonized.
bar of the three body problem
Nowadays, when it comes to "three-body bar", the instinctive reaction is the base camp of "three-body" novel lovers. However, "three-body bar" actually has a more simple and pure predecessor.
Beijing No.3 Sports School Campus Post Bar …
Since the birth of Three-body, Three-body Bar was once colonized by a large number of sci-fi fans. For the issue of ownership, the two sides did not give in to each other, and even a large-scale "conflict" broke out. After many unsuccessful negotiations, the three-body bar was finally held by sports school students and science fiction lovers.
But you know, the size of the friends on both sides is completely different from a horizontal line.After a long time, the students basically gave up their resistance, and the three-body bar was completely ruled by sci-fi fans. Out of respect for the history of the bar, the original title of "sports school student" was preserved.
Platelet bar
Platelet bar was originally a communication place for patients and friends, but because "Working Cell" became a hot fan, platelet bar was once captured by the second yuan.
huo jian ba
Rocket bar belonged to pure aviation enthusiasts earlier, but Yao Ming’s success in the NBA made it a paradise for fans, andIn the last two years, there has been a trend of being invaded by rocket girl fans, much like the changes of dynasties …
Gauss/Feynman bar
Gauss and Feynman are both famous scholars, but one of their posts is about Altman, who was once colonized briefly by fans of Wu Zhenyu’s son (Wu Feynman).
In addition, there is another kind that comes from reality.Angry accidental injury. For example, Professor Yang Yongxin, the "Magnetic Storm Infantry", worked for it."Linyi Fourth People’s Hospital".
Once upon a time, this small hospital post bar was madly occupied by bar friends who denounced Yang Yongxin. Neither the hospital nor the patients have seen such an appearance … Now many years have passed, and although the bar has been cleaned up, many colonists can still be seen on the front page.
2. Official demolitions
Theoretically, a post bar can maintain long-term prosperity as long as it is properly managed. It is not easy to be colonized, but it is not impossible, such as being forcibly demolished by the government …
Fangzhouzi bar
Fang Zhouzi’s bar was also spread all over Fang Zhouzi’s fans at first. Although the number is small, the overall atmosphere is still harmonious. Since Fang Zhouzi’s fake Baidu incident, the two sides have made an issue. Baidu decided to "publish a personal vendetta" and intervened strongly at this moment.God mode forcibly removed Fang Zhouzi’s bar team and put it under the management of die-hard Fang Hei.
From then on, cursing Fang Zhouzi in Fang Zhouzi’s bar is the correct posture. This move also triggered Fang Zhouzi Hei and some angry youths to come to colonize, and Fang Zhouzi’s bar was completely used to vent his anger …
huaji bar
It is a post bar to discuss funny expressions, but Baidu took over the bar service through god mode in order to promote the comic drama named "Funny High Energy Ahead", hoping that more fans of comic drama could colonize here.
Although it was an official colonial act, the funny bar lost its former style because of the chaotic management in the later period, and now it looks like a typical counterexample of self-defeating …
3. Open your arms and wait for you
There are many post bars, which attract a large number of external bar friends because of their own style deviation, but people from different places are all assimilated.This evolution process from the inside out makes these posts appear an "open" colonial phenomenon.
This spirit of openness has also made two behemoths in the history of Post Bar.
Li Yiba/World of Warcraft Bar
There are countless classic works produced by Diba.
From the beginning, it was only used to discuss football and Li Yi, to the "Baidu Louvre" where literary giants blossomed everywhere in the middle, and then to the birthplace of diaosi culture in the later period … Li Yi Bar reached its peak in the process of constantly deviating and being colonized.
Of course, it’s not to encourage you to breed other friends’ people … just to figure out their process. We found my 15-year-old editor and learned something from him:
First of all, he briefly described the portraits of these "colonists".
"Friends who have participated in many colonial actions, such as me, most of them have a characteristic:I like to join in the fun (easily incited) in my life…”
Many people have participated in the Diba Jihad.
Organized colonial action, before the war, will do a good job of investigation, to understand each other’s scale and strength. Such actions are often planned for a long time. No matter what the cause is, as long as the colonial intention reaches a certain scale and everyone is in high spirits, the first wave of charge will be launched, commonly known as.Go ahead …
Simple explosion means leaving after the explosion, but colonization is a lasting confrontation, forcing or assimilating the aborigines and occupying their homes. Occupy the home page or even the first few pages for a long time through crazy posting, disintegrate the spiritual defense of the other party’s bar service and bar friends, and finally seize sovereignty.
Organized explosion bar
"I’ve also heard of ways to compare chicken thieves, such asInternal infiltration, first send undercover to explore the road, upgrade the familiar face., and some even directly use corruption to get into the bar, and then have an inside job … Although they are also heard, anyway, I think it is more interesting than domestic spy movies … "
Even if prepared, the colonists may not succeed every time. If the original bar service team is strong enough, it can still defend its territory, butThe longer the battle line drags on, the less likely it is to succeed.
When a dove occupies a magpie’s nest, she sometimes faces a conscience torture.
"Although the process is very interesting, in fact, colonization is quite immoral."
For a colonial war, the collapse of the Bawu Group is a basic signal of success, which means that the colonists planted flags on the highlands.But it was not until the day one of our own took office that we were truly successful.
In the real world, it is difficult for people to personally participate in a colonial action. Colonization between post bars can obviously bring a lot of pleasure, but every time they see the original residents posting long articles, reminiscing about the good old days and denouncing colonial behavior, most colonists will also feel embarrassed, because what they occupy now is once the spiritual home of others.