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Nanyang City held an emergency mobilization video conference on ＂Thunder＂ action for river water environment improvement along the main canal of the middle route of South-to-North Water Transfer Proje

　　On November 7, Nanyang City held an emergency mobilization video conference on the "Thunder" action involving river water environment improvement along the main canal of the Middle Route of South-to-North Water Transfer Project. Vice Mayor Li Peng attended and spoke.

　　The meeting conveyed the "Implementation Plan of Nanyang River Chief System Office on Printing and Distributing" Thunder Action "for River Water Environment Improvement in the Middle Route of South-to-North Water Transfer Project", which pointed out that a one-month "Thunder Action" for River Water Environment Improvement along the Middle Route of South-to-North Water Transfer Project will be launched in Nanyang from that day on. In his speech, Li Peng pointed out that all relevant departments at all levels should improve their positions, take the initiative to take responsibility, act quickly, comprehensively investigate the problems, and make effective rectification. It is necessary to investigate the "five chaos" phenomena in the water environment along the main canal, such as random arrangement, random construction, random dumping and dumping, find out the crux of the problem, refine the responsibility to people, and ensure that the rectification is effective. It is necessary to strictly implement the river length system, so as to be responsible and conscientious in guarding the river. It is necessary to establish a long-term mechanism, strengthen supervision and inspection, and ensure that "a clear water will be sent to the north forever". After the meeting, Li Peng also visited Yahekou Reservoir for inspection and guidance.

30 humorous jokes, all of which are hilarious and specialize in unhappiness.

01.

A friend invited me to dinner, and when I paid the bill, I saw that he was very slow to pay, so I said, "Otherwise, I’ll pay!" "

"That how not bashful!"

"Nothing." So I put my hand into his pocket.

02.

At night, I can see many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food, and suddenly feel very inspirational.

Others are still eating so late,What reason do I have not to eat?

03.

The husband came home from a business trip for a month and heard a noise in the room.

Pushing open the door and entering the room, I saw my wife running to the bathroom quickly.

The husband seemed to understand something and strode to the bedroom, as if the window were open.

However, living on the twentieth floor, my husband went to the window, saw the man and pushed him down in anger.

At that time, the wife also went to the window:"Mom, what about the master who repairs air conditioners?"

04.

Xiaoli went to the gym to lose weight, and everyone else was running hard on the treadmill, only she walked slowly.

She called the coach and shouted angrily, "Why can’t I run on this treadmill?"

The coach looked at her and said helplessly:"This has been opened to the maximum, and it becomes so slow as soon as you go up …"

05.

A few days ago, my throat was inflamed and I couldn’t speak, but the company leader asked me to take part in the chorus competition, saying that I could just fill in the numbers.

I didn’t feel so good, so I actively treated it and cured it before the game.

As a result, the game lost, and the leader sighed:"Why did you catch up with your voice at this time?"

06.

When I was a child, every time I walked at night, I felt someone following me.

As a result, I got into the habit of suddenly turning around after a few steps.

Ten years later, I became a tango dance teacher.

07.

On the operating table, the doctor is preparing to operate on the patient.

At this time, the patient glanced at the doctor, suddenly became nervous and shouted, "Somebody!" "

The doctor’s assistant came over and asked, "What are you yelling about and what are you doing?"

The patient said, "I want to change the surgeon."

"Why?"

In a trembling voice, the patient said to the doctor’s assistant, "I handle false certificates, and I handle his documents."

08.

When I went to my girlfriend’s house for the first time, I wanted to liven up the atmosphere and I was going to tell you a joke.

My girlfriend’s father said sternly, "There is a rule in my family that you can’t talk while eating."

Later, I came and went more often, and I became familiar with it. Every time I ate, my girlfriend’s father listened to my jokes.

The girlfriend asked her father in a low voice, "Have you forgotten our rules?"

Girlfriend father also quietly said:"This goods eat too fast, don’t let him talk, we have nothing to eat!"

09.

Daughter-in-law is busy doing housework at home, while husband is lying on the sofa playing mobile phone.

The child came up to his father and said, "Dad, you are amazing. I really admire you."

Dad said, "Why?"

The child said, "You are really capable of marrying such a good wife, being able to cook and do housework, having a good temper and making money, and being so beautiful."

After listening to this, Dad looked very pleased with himself.

At that time, the child went to his mother and said:"Mom, you can’t, see what you married?"

10.

I used to think that sincerity was priceless until later, when I went shopping.

The boss said:"If you really want it, I’ll give you two yuan cheaper."

11.

I saw an old man selling glasses on the roadside, and there were few people, so I wanted to support him.

He casually asked, "Grandpa, how much are these glasses?"

Grandpa said, "Girl, that doesn’t suit you. You have a big face. This one is more suitable for you."

I finally know why no one patronizes his business.

12.

One day, the wife suddenly asked her husband, "Do you love me?"

"Love, of course!" The husband’s desperate answer.

So, the wife thought about it and asked, "Are you afraid of hurting me, so you said it on purpose?"

Husband hurriedly added:"No, no, no, I’m afraid you’ll hurt me, so I said that!"

13.

A couple came to a law firm and wanted to talk to a lawyer about divorce.

The wife said angrily to the lawyer, "He still doesn’t understand why I want a divorce. From marriage to now, he never listens to what I say."

Husband immediately went on to say:"You are talking nonsense. You said you would come to the law firm this time. Didn’t I come?"

14.

You and your best friend have not seen each other for a long time.

Today, we met for dinner, and it was a pleasure to meet each other.

I talked intimately for 5 minutes and spoke ill of 10 people.

15.

Cloudy days are suitable for staring blankly, and rainy days are suitable for sleeping.

Sunny days are suitable for traveling, and in the long years,

I cann’t believe there’s not a day suitable for work

16.

There is a friend who runs a hotel, and I went there to have tea and chat.

During this period, a couple came to register the house. When the woman came in, she asked, "What is your wireless network password here?"

When they finished registering and went upstairs, the friend said:"Sister now, I have seen her for more than ten times, and she still pretends to be here for the first time."

17.

Today, I went shopping and passed a pancake stall. I felt that the boss’s pancake stall was interesting, so I silently watched it.

After a long time, the boss made another pancake, threw it directly, and said to me, "Get out, get out."

I got angry at that time, grabbed the pancake and ate it hard.

Eat and scold said:"You wait, I will come again!"

18.

A beautiful woman got off the taxi and left her camera in the back seat.

The driver quickly put his head out of the window and shouted at the beauty:"Beauty, your camera."

The beauty turned red and left without looking back.

Then, the taxi driver drove away directly.

As a result, the beauty chased the taxi and shouted, "Master, my camera, my camera!" "

19.

Four dreams that men want:

There is a cook at home and a beautiful one in the office.

There is a bitch around, and there is a miss in the distance.

20.

One day, I suddenly asked my mother, "Mom, what am I to you?"

Mom gave me a look and said:"You are mom’s mental retardation!"

21.

It’s been half a month. Why haven’t you delivered the goods?

Dear, we will deal with it as soon as possible. Please be patient.

Dear, the goods have been delivered to you here. Would you please cancel the complaint?

"Ok, please wait patiently!"

I will handle it as soon as possible, dear.

22.

Dear friends, please take care of yourself.

Medical students who have taken online courses for four years next year.

I’m going to see you.

23.

Son, what will you do if you don’t get married?

Dad, I really don’t want to get married. I’m tired of seeing women.

Does that mean your mother is annoyed when you see it?

Aren’t you bored?

"Here, there are some."

24.

Mom said that when I was a child, I wouldn’t cry when I drank milk, and I would sleep peacefully.

As a result, I fainted when I grew up drinking milk. I went to the hospital for a check-up and was allergic to milk.

"When I was a child, I just passed out!"

25.

Brother, how come your electric car is dead, and now it can’t ride.

I know the battery is running out.

Huh? Then why didn’t you tell me when I used it?

I didn’t say much because I was afraid that you would misunderstand me and say that I was stingy and didn’t want you to ride a bike.

26.

Sleeping late and staying in bed is the minimum respect for weekends.

I woke up at this point if I didn’t play well today.

It was my fault.

27.

The Chinese New Year is coming soon. Those with family groups can give me a hand.

It’s the kind that always gives out red envelopes during the New Year.

Money is not important.

The important thing is to be a family.

28.

When I was in college, I liked a girl. In order to express my love for her, I ordered two cups of milk tea every day, one for her and one for me.

Milk tea is sweet, and her smile is sweeter.

So I persisted every day, and finally one day, the two of us lived together.

This feeling is very wonderful. Two people live in a ward because of high blood sugar!

29.

How’s your new job going?

Just a few days after I went there, I became one with my colleagues.

Really? I was worried that you didn’t adapt.

What is there to worry about?I can fight so well that I won’t suffer.

30.

My girlfriend always dislikes me here and me there. What about your girlfriend?

My girlfriend doesn’t care about you at all. Why do you have nothing to ask my girlfriend?

Besides, I have to have a girlfriend first!

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Entertainment talk show ｜ the war of female anchors

Xi Fei has returned to the palace! In the ninth episode of TVB Taiqing drama "The News Queen", Charmaine Sheh’s female anchor, Wen Hui Xin, finally came to Feng Haichao, which was simply a replica of the classic scene in which the heroine was proud of herself in the palace fighting drama, and seemed to confirm the previous accusation that the core of this modern drama was still playing the main role in the palace fighting. Who knows that at about the same time, the drama of OpenAI, which was raging across the ocean, reversed and reversed, and Sam Altman, who was expelled from the board of directors, actually returned to the company to serve as CEO again. The final season finale of this "American drama" is jaw-dropping. At this time, watching the scene of "The News Queen" will not only make you feel stale, but also have a trance-like pleasure of resonating with the world: it turns out that the world is originally a "grass-roots team", and the game of power, the battle of inheritance, or empresses in the palace are being staged all the time.

The competitive ecology of a TV station in Hong Kong seems to be not much different from that of the Forbidden City: Charmaine Sheh, the empress of Zhenggong, sits in the position of female anchor; The second and third line female anchors who covet the top throne are naturally those concubines and nobles; Mrs. Fang, the boss behind the scenes, is equivalent to the empress dowager; Nuo Nuo’s passive men are not only irresponsible, but also mean. Needless to say, the father-in-law managers are reincarnated. Frankly speaking, "The News Queen" gave people a bad feeling at first. The story didn’t seem to happen in a modern city, but those old things in Xianfeng years, which were painted with a new layer of paint and continued to repeat themselves.

But then, "News Queen" showed the struggle and persistence of media practitioners in this era with an overwhelming news war. In fact, the title of the play has shown that it has two types of genes: the integration of industry drama and Gongdou drama, and the discussion of Gongdou tactics can’t escape those routines. The success or failure of the story lies in whether it accurately describes the current situation and predicament of the news industry. At the beginning of each episode, the drama starts with a famous golden sentence, which is not only an opening statement, but also a kind of courage and self-encouragement. For example, Alain de Botton said that news has no ability to record everything, so it can only focus on a certain place and create a selective "truth". Even this little bit of truth has been exhausted.

Of course, it is also different from the female anchor played by Kim Nam Joo in the Korean drama "Fog". She has to deal with many stages in the workplace, marriage and politics at the same time, and live herself into a gone with the wind. The female anchor played by Charmaine Sheh is devoted to her career and focuses on a major. Some of her opponents say that her professionalism is beyond doubt, and the controversy lies in her unscrupulous means-but it is better than others who have neither. Profession and means are a dispute between Tao and skill, and also a dispute between face and lining. There are too many topics involved in the play, such as whether the current news should be entertained to get praise and forwarding, whether journalists should participate in news events like online celebrity, and whether you are nothing without the media platform. There are even journalists kneeling down to the general manager to show their body curves to show their kindness … All these are fragments and all kinds of local truths. However, it can also piece together a more vivid and diverse living situation of the current media. In addition to milk tea, drone aerial photography and online celebrities, there is also a constant examination and questioning that keeps pace with the times. The answer is not important. What is important is that some people remember to ask questions forever.

The difficulty of female anchors also lies in how to maintain the professional demeanor in front of the anchor desk by one’s own efforts, and compete with many times’ ills such as traffic, vulgarity, immorality, entertainment and big data. Her enemy, of course, is not a competitor next door, and her means may only be unscrupulous, so her ending should also be the ending of a tragic hero, or she may choose to retire to the countryside after the windmill war. The last night of her farewell to the TV station in an episode has already predicted the end of the future.

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Li Meng, a female basketball player, was exposed to private life problems. She was arrested and raped during training in Shanghai, and indecent photos were also exposed.

Li Meng, a women’s basketball player, was exposed about her private life. She was caught and raped during training in Shanghai, and her indecent photos were also exposed.

Recently, an incident involving Li Meng, a player of China women’s basketball team, caused widespread concern. The former core player of China women’s basketball team has won important matches on behalf of the national team for many times, but now she has been exposed because of her private life, which is very shocking.

cause

According to reports, this incident happened during the Shanghai training of the China women’s basketball team. At that time, Li Meng entered a hotel with a man and was found and captured by the team manager and coach. Li Meng and the man were taken back to the team dormitory for questioning, but they did not get a satisfactory answer. Later, the team manager found some indecent photos in Li Meng’s mobile phone, which were posted on the Internet.

develop

The exposure of this incident has aroused widespread public concern. Many people expressed indignation and dissatisfaction with Li Meng’s behavior, thinking that she is a public figure and should pay attention to her image and behavior. At the same time, some people expressed sympathy and support for Li Meng, thinking that she is only a young girl and will inevitably make mistakes.

result

With the development of the incident, Li Meng was expelled from the national team, and her basketball career was also affected. This incident is not only a personal problem of Li Meng, but also affects the image of the whole national team and China basketball. Many people call for strengthening the management and supervision of professional athletes to avoid similar incidents from happening again.

Counter-case story

Xiao Ming is an excellent medical student, but he likes to stay up late playing games. Due to staying up too late, his health gradually became problematic, which seriously affected his study and work. In the end, he was forced to give up his dream and become an ordinary worker.

Xiaohong is an excellent teacher, but she likes to get together with her colleagues and often stays up late to drink. As a result of long-term excessive drinking, her health problems gradually appeared, which seriously affected her health and work efficiency. In the end, she was forced to quit her job and return to her hometown to recuperate.

Xiao Zhang is an excellent programmer, but he likes to stay up late to write code. As a result of staying up late for a long time, his health gradually appeared problems, which seriously affected his health and work efficiency. In the end, he was forced to leave his favorite industry and become an ordinary office worker.

Xiao Wang is an excellent lawyer, but he likes playing cards and gambling with his friends. Because of his long-term addiction to gambling, his body and spirit have been gradually affected, which has seriously affected his work and family life. In the end, he lost his family and career and went to the bottom of his life.

Xiao Li is an excellent entrepreneur, but he likes dating women. His career and family have been seriously affected by his long-term addiction to private life. In the end, he lost his company and family and embarked on a lonely road.

Suggestions for educating people

From the above counter-case stories, we can see that people who indulge in private life will eventually lose their dreams and pursuits. Therefore, we should pay attention to our behavior and avoid indulging in private life and neglecting our work and family.

First of all, we should establish correct values, adhere to the moral bottom line and avoid falling into the mire of private life. Secondly, we should pay attention to our image and behavior, especially public figures, pay attention to our words and deeds, and establish a good image and reputation. Finally, we need to have self-control, constantly improve our self-management and control ability, and avoid indulging in private life.

summary

Life is like a sports field, and everyone is pursuing their dreams and pursuits. However, in the process of pursuing dreams, we should also pay attention to our own behaviors, words and deeds, abide by social ethics and laws and regulations, and establish a good image and reputation, so as to move towards a happy and beautiful life.

7 years and 5 crowns! Guashuai made the Blue Moon Dynasty and smashed three records, which is comparable to the peak. Manchester United’s sword refers to the third crown.

In the early morning of May 21st, Beijing time, in the 37th round of the Premier League, Arsenal lost 0-1 away to Nottingham Forest, which not only made the newly promoted horse relegated ahead of schedule, but also made Manchester City crown the Premier League champion three rounds ahead of schedule. The Gunners have been at the top of the list for 248 days this season, but in the end they were still countered by the Blue Moon. It must be said that young Arsenal still need more experience in front of Manchester City. With the big gift from the gunners, Guardiola’s team has completed three consecutive championships, and there are only two games left from the three championships.

How difficult is it to finish three consecutive championships in the Premier League? In history, only Sir Alex Ferguson’s Manchester United completed it. In the 99-01 season and 2007-09 season, Sir Alex Ferguson led the Red Devils to complete three consecutive championships. With the fierceness of the Premier League, the difficulty of winning the championship gradually increased, and Guardiola just broke through. In the 20-21 season, Manchester City beat Manchester United and regained the Premier League title from Liverpool. Last season, Liverpool rebounded strongly and pressed Manchester City step by step. The Blue Moon relied on the last round of reversal to beat klopp’s team to successfully defend its title by one point. This season, Manchester City’s rival for the championship became Arsenal. Although the gunners were in a hot state at the beginning of the season and led the standings for a long time, after entering April, the gunners not only lost the battle of Tianwangshan, but also continued to collapse. Manchester City advanced on the third line, regained the initiative of the league and won the championship three times in advance.

Winning three rounds in advance and being crowned three times in a row also set three new records for Manchester City. First of all, this is the seventh Premier League champion in Manchester City’s history, second only to Manchester United, which won 13 times, and twice more than Chelsea. Number 2: In the past 15 seasons, Manchester City won seven league titles, ranking first in the Premier League. No.3: Guardiola became the first foreign coach in the Premier League to win three consecutive championships, a feat that even Wenger and Mourinho failed to accomplish.

Three consecutive championships is only Manchester City’s first goal, and then the Blue Moon still has great hope to hit the "triple crown". There has only been a triple crown team in English football, and this team is exactly Manchester United. In 1998-99, Manchester United won the Premier League, FA Cup and Champions League. Now Manchester City has secured the Premier League title, and the FA Cup and Champions League have also won the final tickets. The strength of Manchester United and Inter Milan is not as good as that of Manchester City. The Blue Moon has no small hope to replicate Manchester United’s feat in 1998-99.

For Guardiola, this season is the season for him to welcome the gods again. After entering Etihad Stadium in 2016, Guardiola won five Premier League titles in seven seasons, and Manchester City gradually became a real giant team under his leadership. After winning five titles in seven years, it was dubbed by fans: "Guashuai played the Premier League into the Bundesliga." According to this result, Guardiola has qualified to be the best coach in the history of Manchester City. However, whether Gua Shuai or Manchester City, their ultimate dream is to win the Champions League, which is why the two sides hold hands.

Under Guashuai’s creation, Manchester City’s strength is praised as comparable to or even the peak of Manchester United in the 98-99 season, because Manchester City’s control in the league and its performance in the Champions League are stronger than Manchester United’s. After all, the current competition in the Premier League is even more intense than before. At the same time, there is no team that can rub Real Madrid, the king of the Champions League, on the ground. It can be said that as long as we win the Champions League and crown the Triple Crown at the same time, then Manchester City will really step into the series of giants. At the same time, it can officially announce the birth of the Blue Moon Dynasty created by Guardiola.